No need to worry, George Lucas does not have a goiter. It is merely a benign pustual sack of goo-juice that might give birth to some sort of multi-dimensional space demon. So don’t worry.
George Lucas subsists entirely on a diet of bowling balls.
Not for nutrition, just to see if he can. (He totally can.)
George Lucas joyfully weeps after an interviewer finally brings the microphone up to his mouth, rather than his neck.
George Lucas looks cocky because he remembers that old wives tale: “The bigger the neck…”
If I say I’m a neck man, you’ll agree.
Cover photo of Les Neque Pour Les Hommes magazine.
Day 35 of the George Lucas v. Neck trial.
This caricature artist didn’t put enough emphasis on the neck.
It looks like George Lucas is in a staring contest, but in fact it’s his neck that is in a bulging contest.
Yoda, ever the friend, covers George Lucas’ shame from the camera.
The Storm Trooper cod piece design was inspired by George Lucas’ neck.
George Lucas stands in front of an ultrasound scan of his neck.
George Lucas’ only hope of breaking out of carbonite is flexing his neck muscles.