George Lucas' Neck
Every time George Lucas eats a grape, it ferments over the course of the months it takes to travel down his neck.
Because of this, he is perpetually drunk.
(This explains why everything he does is shitty.)

Every time George Lucas eats a grape, it ferments over the course of the months it takes to travel down his neck.

Because of this, he is perpetually drunk.

(This explains why everything he does is shitty.)

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