George Lucas' Neck

This is George Lucas. It appears he’s trying to look classy at the premiere of the CLONE WARS movie, wearing an Armani suit and shirt. His neck is wearing bulged and off-putting for the occasion.

I know what you’re thinking, George: Rub Natalie’s head like she’s Buddha and your neck will deflate. That’s not how Buddhism works, though, George. That’s not how it works.

This is George Lucas. A few decades ago, he had a pretty neat idea that a lot of people responded to and love. Today, he has a neck that looks like an alien sack that is ready to hatch.