George Lucas suddenly realizes he forgot to put a bowtie on his neck as well.
When he is signing autographs, fans confuse George Lucas’ neck for the actor who portrayed Jabba the Hut.
Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg are trying to show George Lucas what a normal neck looks like. George doesn’t take it to mind and just thinks it’s a couple of friends palling around.
George Lucas is in talks with LucasFilm execs to see if he can go back over his entire life and digitally reduce the size of his neck.
Pictured: Original production stills, rare Yoda and Darth Maul action figures, and new Tusken Raiders figures.
Not Pictured: A proportional, human-sized neck.
The shadow in this picture is not caused by the collar George Lucas is wearing. His neck caused a solar eclipse.
Steven Spielberg is confused as to whether he has just looked into the Ark of the Covenant or George Lucas’ neck.
This is George Lucas. He helped create such characters as Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and everyone’s school boy crush, Princess Leia. Also, his neck has a mind of its own.
When Darth Vader got the idea to force choke George Lucas, he did a month of wrist building exercises in preparation.
Darth Vader never succeeded.
George Lucas doesn’t test if he has cancer by seeing if his hand is bigger than his face. He sees if it is bigger than his neck.
George Lucas is still a healthy man.