George Lucas' Neck
George Lucas suddenly realizes he forgot to put a bowtie on his neck as well.

George Lucas suddenly realizes he forgot to put a bowtie on his neck as well.

When he is signing autographs, fans confuse George Lucas’ neck for the actor who portrayed Jabba the Hut.

When he is signing autographs, fans confuse George Lucas’ neck for the actor who portrayed Jabba the Hut.

Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg are trying to show George Lucas what a normal neck looks like. George doesn’t take it to mind and just thinks it’s a couple of friends palling around.
It’s not.

Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg are trying to show George Lucas what a normal neck looks like. George doesn’t take it to mind and just thinks it’s a couple of friends palling around.

It’s not.

George Lucas is in talks with LucasFilm execs to see if he can go back over his entire life and digitally reduce the size of his neck.

George Lucas is in talks with LucasFilm execs to see if he can go back over his entire life and digitally reduce the size of his neck.

The latest earth quake in Los Angeles was due to tectonic plate shifts in George Lucas’ neck.

The latest earth quake in Los Angeles was due to tectonic plate shifts in George Lucas’ neck.

Pictured: Original production stills, rare Yoda and Darth Maul action figures, and new Tusken Raiders figures.
Not Pictured: A proportional, human-sized neck.

Pictured: Original production stills, rare Yoda and Darth Maul action figures, and new Tusken Raiders figures.

Not Pictured: A proportional, human-sized neck.

The shadow in this picture is not caused by the collar George Lucas is wearing. His neck caused a solar eclipse.

The shadow in this picture is not caused by the collar George Lucas is wearing. His neck caused a solar eclipse.

The weight Peter Jackson lost was siphoned into George Lucas’ neck.

The weight Peter Jackson lost was siphoned into George Lucas’ neck.

Steven Spielberg is confused as to whether he has just looked into the Ark of the Covenant or George Lucas’ neck.

Steven Spielberg is confused as to whether he has just looked into the Ark of the Covenant or George Lucas’ neck.

George Lucas’ beard is situated five inches above where his chin actually stops.

George Lucas’ beard is situated five inches above where his chin actually stops.

This is George Lucas. He helped create such characters as Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and everyone’s school boy crush, Princess Leia. Also, his neck has a mind of its own.

This is George Lucas. He helped create such characters as Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and everyone’s school boy crush, Princess Leia. Also, his neck has a mind of its own.

This is George Lucas and his lovely wife, Neck. Their third child is due next week.

This is George Lucas and his lovely wife, Neck. Their third child is due next week.

When Darth Vader got the idea to force choke George Lucas, he did a month of wrist building exercises in preparation.
Darth Vader never succeeded.

When Darth Vader got the idea to force choke George Lucas, he did a month of wrist building exercises in preparation.

Darth Vader never succeeded.

George Lucas doesn’t test if he has cancer by seeing if his hand is bigger than his face. He sees if it is bigger than his neck.
George Lucas is still a healthy man.

George Lucas doesn’t test if he has cancer by seeing if his hand is bigger than his face. He sees if it is bigger than his neck.

George Lucas is still a healthy man.

It’s debatable if you can call what George Lucas is sporting here a “neckbeard.” It’s more appropriate to call it “horrifying.”

It’s debatable if you can call what George Lucas is sporting here a “neckbeard.” It’s more appropriate to call it “horrifying.”