George Lucas' Neck
Has a doctor ever said anything about his neck? has lucas himself not noticed?
Anonymous

A doctor did once take a look at George Lucas’ neck, but that man is now in the country’s finest Psychiatric Ward. He has a long road ahead of him, but the flashbacks are still overwhelming 15 years later.

As far as Lucas noticing, the man could be millimeters away from shit and not smell it. And his neck is at least a foot away from his eyes. So…

i am very surprised that i have not noticed this previously. thank you so much for bringing this to my attention. now that my eyes have been opened to the severity of the situation, it's all i can think about. i'm pretty sure it will haunt my dreams tonight.
Anonymous

We’re sorry for your trauma, but sometimes it’s necessary to shock in order to force people to make a difference in this world. Even just one normal person like you can stand between George Lucas and his abominable neck.

George Lucas looks cocky because he remembers that old wives tale: “The bigger the neck…”

George Lucas looks cocky because he remembers that old wives tale: “The bigger the neck…”

So glad you're back.

Just spreading the gospel, Uncle Joey.

how can we stop it?
Anonymous

We can’t.

Would it be considered Sexual Objectification if I want to marry George Lucas' neck? Or do you see it as another being?

You don’t want to get involved with that neck. Three wives already. Some serious emotional saggage.

If I say I’m a neck man, you’ll agree.

If I say I’m a neck man, you’ll agree.

Cover photo of Les Neque Pour Les Hommes magazine.

Cover photo of Les Neque Pour Les Hommes magazine.

Day 35 of the George Lucas v. Neck trial.

Day 35 of the George Lucas v. Neck trial.

This caricature artist didn’t put enough emphasis on the neck.

This caricature artist didn’t put enough emphasis on the neck.

It looks like George Lucas is in a staring contest, but in fact it’s his neck that is in a bulging contest.

It looks like George Lucas is in a staring contest, but in fact it’s his neck that is in a bulging contest.

To the doubters: Think the world doesn’t know of the Neck? Get on fucking GOOGLE, and then we’ll talk.

To the doubters: Think the world doesn’t know of the Neck? Get on fucking GOOGLE, and then we’ll talk.

Yoda, ever the friend, covers George Lucas’ shame from the camera.

Yoda, ever the friend, covers George Lucas’ shame from the camera.

The Storm Trooper cod piece design was inspired by George Lucas’ neck.

The Storm Trooper cod piece design was inspired by George Lucas’ neck.

George Lucas stands in front of an ultrasound scan of his neck.

George Lucas stands in front of an ultrasound scan of his neck.